And I was THIS close to revising my “eat the rich” philosophy.

Well, I don’t need to think of a Christmas present for my wife any longer. Those TV Club X-Files reviews were great for my first run of the series and it’ll be great to be able to have an actual critical guide.

And I’m sure that Jeff Sessions won’t be fired after Election Day. Or that women-hating homunculus Lindsey Graham won’t take his place, leaving his seat open for Haley to take as prep for a 2024 presidential run.

I’m also sure that the usual schmucks won’t treat her as a “new, serious Republican” and DEFINITELY won’t…

Chris Thompson will have an entire weekend shift to plan his revenge blog.

Well, that solves the mystery regarding for whom the Bell toils.

“Ronan Farrow has a new article” is this generation’s “Omar comin’.” 

The few Starr investigation records by themselves show ol Brett to be a sexmonster. He was obsessed with Clinton’s sperm.

This is a little bullish on Tish James - she sold her soul to get Cuomo’s union endorsements, and if we don’t flip the State Senate, there’s no chance of anyone investigating why the governor shut down an ethics commission, or why many of his aides keep getting sent to jail.

In related news, Erik Andrade will immediately be hired by a neighboring county’s police department.

No need to be salty.

This behavior is beyond fishy.

Even worse for C.J. was the following caller, Devin Kurant, dumping on him.

If a hamate bone causes you to hit .231, then pluck it out.

Ataböy! 

These fans were just following the cardinal rules of baseball.

What a coincidence! I love to pretend that the show ended 20 years ago!

Well, I think the lesson we can all take from this is to not rape anybody.

This isn’t nXiceX.

Coming Home status: It’s.

It’s outrageous that Tesla Cavani goes overlooked.