Joey: “Whoa.”

*signs “me sad”*

Based on his body language, Cook’s probably just been irregular and was taking an aggressive path to correcting that.

Just imagine, death by sandwich...the horror...

C’mon, Son!

This is making a guy who married a family friend extremely angry. He was in ICE, voted for Trump, and his sole activity on Facebook consists of whining about this and people of color.

Thus, these are good laws.

See, if they’d just made a slightly-upgraded version of the Mass Effect 3 multiplayer, this would be the greatest game ever.

@jack follows quite a few alt-right accounts if we need a grasp on his shit ideas.

Let’s hope they don’t forget to put their gear on the plane this time.

Do-gooder journalists just won’t Libya alone.

These letter-writers kinda seem like
*looks at list*
errors in article

“O momma mia, you’ve-a been Judge-a-roonied!!!”
-John Sterling, probably

Zihuatenoh, no.

Could’ve fooled me - looks like it was held in a Cincinnati chili restaurant.

I’m glad to see that he’s soory.

I’m shocked that he was charged with battery, and not D/C outlet.

Boy, talk about your steamed hams.

What a surp-rice.

Wow, that’s the first time a guy’s been taken out at second base like that since Steinbrenner used his mob ties to kill Billy Martin.

Sha-no-a!