Because all the poor want is something both hilariously processed and terrible-tasting, rather than a delicious, all-natural chunk of pure protein.

It's fine for all these social justice warriors who don't live there to say and suggest these things. But I'm old enough to remember what it's like growing up in a community that got completely RAVAGED by the riots of the late 60s. Swaths of businesses and opportunity, gone in a week. And it doesn't just affect a…

#NotAllWhitePeople

Businesses that are in majority black areas or happen to have many or all black employees, though? Shit out of luck? Like happened back during the riots of the late 60s that ended up doing more to destroy the urban ghettos than it affected anybody else?

this will do nothing but hurt small businesses. Big corporations will just take it out on the employees.

Is this really a loss? People watch The Late Late Show?

This thing is not about Wilson or Ferguson.

Yeah, I'm the same way. Huge crowds of pushy, angry people fighting for limited amounts of cheap merchandise is not QUITE my idea of hell (I think that would be circling LAX endlessly on a holiday weekend), but it's pretty damned close.

They can call for it but it ain't gonna happen.

I'll be doing the same thing I do every Black Friday — taking mescaline and playing with my stuffed animals.

Well, my slacktivisim is already satisfied... I don't shop Black Friday anyway.

They probably already bought everything they wanted from Amazon anyway/waiting for CyberMonday.