Kelly is making up shit again. It's her thing. Americans getting up on their high horse and manufacturing facts, like stories about WMD.

No it's not. Fuck off back to your shithole.

I swear Jez is the worst. It's the Lifetime of Gawker.

The Canucks Sedins?

This is Kelly making up lies to pad her resumé. Typical clickbait from an American with no fucking clue.

But yet again, people show a complete ignorance of the term "free speech."

Actually NYPD regularly does this but since it's a very large city in a very powerful state, it's unlikely it will ever have the sort of oversight other departments have "enjoyed". NOPD is a prime example of one of the few that has had DOJ sitting on it for a long time. Basically NYC is too powerful to be tackled.

I look forward to the wedding that has Come on and Ride it (The Train) as their first dance.

You're obviously crazy! ZOMG selfiecontrol is fashisss! - Dipshit kid.

I don't have access to my phone at work, you can manage not to be a total narcissist for a few hours.

Goes in the box with the other toys not allowed during class. Deal.

If only.

Unfortunately I've learned that Jezebel is not so on point with satire.

Why? Is this Adult Friend Finder or a (an occasionally) feminist website?

I'm aware of that hon, but thanks for the troll. I could just as easily said partner but the commentariat here lives in a world divorced from common sense.

Of course, let nothing detract from your giant handbag concerns that the world is failing to revolve around you.

On Gawker only black people matter, Latinos, Asian-Americans, Native-Americans etc do not count.

I'm so tired of the mantra of straight women whining about how they can't find a man who is good enough for them or whatever excuse they have when people in much smaller population sets manage just fine.

You know you people make up almost 50% of the population, yet lesbians, who make up a much, much smaller percentage, seem to be able to get dates and have relationships. What the world doesn't need is more "woe is me" straight woman dreck.

Blergh. Mustard greens or GTFO. They have a nice spicy edge that works well with additional spice. You can even skip the bacon.