You forgot a picture of Ivanka.

Yeah.  I hope they don’t make significant changes to the exterior of the S.  To me, it’s one of the most attractive cars on the road.

“The safe word is ‘covfefe’ tonight, hon.”

nah the Saabaru is the best version

One word, Chili.

Commiserate? I'm sure you meant commensurate, but commiserate works so much better. Freud approves.

I honestly read Acosta’s response as a bit of a troll move...

NO

Any of the Hennessy Hammocks but specifically the Scout. They have built-in bug netting, are easy to setup/pack up, and last forever. They can be purchased on thier site at: https://hennessyhammock.com/collections/hammocks for around 90 bucks. Larger or more deluxe models are available as well. I purchased one of…

Any of the Hennessy Hammocks but specifically the Scout. They have built-in bug netting, are easy to setup/pack up,…

Hennessey Explorer Deluxe ZIP. It’s been around the world with me, and I’ve never had a problem with it. It’s asymmetrical (so you sleep flat), easy to set up (a minute or two), and packs up small and light.  The fly has kept me dry, even in tropical near-typhoons in SE Asia.   5 Stars.

Hennessey Explorer Deluxe ZIP. It’s been around the world with me, and I’ve never had a problem with it. It’s…

The Hennessy Explorer.

The Hennessy Explorer.

“Oh my stars! Where is my fainting couch?”

Im thinking they just set up the autocorrect on his phone to change lying whore to lovely.

It almost stops. It’s a low speed collision that should not cause any harm to the passengers.

Hopefully for him, the president isn’t going to be reading the Economist anytime soon.

They are going to absolutely shit their pants with ecstasy if they ever go to a Neil Diamond concert.

I believe if the elf in question is of the cookie making variety, the correct terminology is “creamed.”

And Jefferson Beauregard Sessions just came in his little elf pants.

Not often enough for my tastes.