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If Rolls Royce isn’t mass production, I would say Mercedes into the 2000s.

Man, I want a matrix LED sign on my car so I can give messages like

The problem is the brits call it petrol instead of gasoline, like a bunch of wanks. Petrol is just short for petroleum, and gasoline is a specific refinement of petroleum. Just call it gasoline, and there’s no more confusion.

You can’t shorten that though, as petrol is a separate product in the area.

And btw... goddammit, let me have my frickin’ Finegan’s Wake joke!

They’re a completely unnecessary prospect in this day and age, however. Why can’t we just configure a car, pay online, and have it shipped to our house in a month or so just like, oh, I don’t know, literally everything else ever.

Irish Sea... Car explosion..... Anyone got eyes on Conor MacGregor?

(edited to make myself seem like I knew what I was talking about)

You jest about reusing explosive bolts, but actually SpaceX makes a point of having no pyrotechnics in its staging systems. Everything’s hydraulically actuated. It was a an early design decision intended to speed up turnaround once they got to the point of re-flying old rockets.

Breaking news, the culprit was identified:

No; all Falcon upper stages are single-use. SpaceX abandoned the idea of reusing the second stage several years ago — apparently the challenges of building the upper stage to survive high-speed reentry while still performing well weren’t worth the expense.

I wonder if anyone has thought to ask Jeb?

The big question for is, if FF is able to get a product to market, who realistically is going to want one? I likely would not be interested in buying a car from a company that has been on the verge of blinking out of existence for the better part of its history. I would need to them to prove they are a sustainable

HOA’s are a sham! I rented at a place that had it. you know what it resulted in? Me getting yelled at for parking near the grass, but when the neighbor did it the stuck up biotch who ran the HOA didn’t say a thing. HOA’s are for the political soccer moms whos kids moved out but they still wanna be apart of some

Yes, came here for this and was not disappointed. Throw in some tunes from your garage radio, I’m thinking Alaska Thunderfvck 500 should get the job done.

Um, you know who pays when your HOA has to compensate you for something? All of your neighbors. Oh, and you.

Ok. Now is the time. That terrible photo of you the one time you tried a banana hammock? Cardboard blowup just inside the open garage. Your questionable sex toy collection? Hung on a clothesline at the top of the door. Your Andy Warhol tribute art depicting HOA board members seductively devouring various meat

When the “open-door policy” is a new change to the bylaws as of 1/1/2018, no, the homeowners did not purchase the properties with that encumbrance in mind.

This is...monumentally stupid.

the detective in charge told my the evidence collected the 1st day from our repo lot was the ex-girlfriends severed head the suspect put in the trunk of his car.”

This one time I walked in on my husband and some hooker going at it in the back of his van. They were doing some freaky stuff and had this dildo hard-wired through the seat or some crazy crap. What a bastard! I pulled out my gun and fired 8 shots. 6 shots put holes in the van and I have no idea where the other 2 went.