HOAs are fucked.

Too much screen, but other than that, I like it.

I’m with ya. Time and place.

Have you not seen the spy images? It screams “Corvette”

That’s the funny thing about advertising: It’s the super annoying or stupid shit that sticks with you.

Yeah, I can see that. It’s about the same as panning across the Christmas dinner table and seeing Watermelon on it. Most folks wouldn’t catch it, but the insinuation is there.

You know what, I think we’ve talked about Voyagers before. I swear I’ve seen your name before.

That’s such a sad excuse for a “Lancer”. It’s really not even worthy of the name.

Yet another reason I’d like to visit Australia. I’d spend my whole time there participating in this!

Can you imagine how difficult life must be for someone who can’t understand conditional variables?

Can you put a small lift kit on those? Be a sweet camping van.

WHY THE FUCK IS HE SCREAMING AT ME?

Or when it’s a young 20-something couple walking out of a McMansion to discover the husband has bought the wife a brand new Lexus for Christmas.

Not to mention 98% of the population in their age group isn’t living that large.

Of course it’s a goddamn minivan.

I’ll take one in black.

The fact that my Bitcoin holdings have tripled and have given me enough money to finally buy an Aston Martin disagrees with your doubt.

I haven’t really met many women that were interested in cars further than how they looked. I do know a few who are a part of the local car culture, and it’s not because of their looks or any other silly shit. It’s because they like cars. They work on and build up their own rides. But they seem to be a rare kind, as…

“750,000 pounds sterling.”

Really? Because they’ve contributed SO much to society. I bet they pay taxes on the goods they steal. If it weren’t for my tax dollars, the motherfuckers would starve. The world lost three worthless theifs. They've already got charges for vehicle theft, and were stealing another when they died. Instant Karma, if you…