And those speakers right in your face!

To the best of my knowledge Figaros only came with automatics.

Ah, confused with choice. Wasn’t it great?

No. Huge glovebox tho. 

I feel your pain.

Why did you think you needed an excuse? This is Jalopnik.

Yeah. Gotta admit teal is a real test of one’s self-restraint.

This is a really terrible time to look like a Trump supporter.  Ask me how I know. 

“And it’ll work, too.”  -Dan White. 

But they’re not communist anymore so it’s okay, right? 

Patriotism!

The simpler explanation is usually the right one. 

We’re not so much twisting his words as refusing to untwist them on his behalf. 

Liberals punch “up”.

Apparently being awarded a purple heart was the proof that he was weak.

Morgan: “The military pays for Viagra.”

Let’s get this guy a gofundme for a surveillance camera hit man.

Every Korey (with a “K”) I have ever met (three of them) has been absolutely gorgeworthy. It’s a conspiracy, I tell you.

These days I appreciate any color that isn’t grey. Even if I hate it, like your example. 

An old person would have lived through 1977, when this exact color was really popular, as well as many even stranger ones. We old people really miss those colors.