I feel your pain.

Why did you think you needed an excuse? This is Jalopnik.

Yeah. Gotta admit teal is a real test of one’s self-restraint.

This is a really terrible time to look like a Trump supporter.  Ask me how I know. 

“And it’ll work, too.”  -Dan White. 

But they’re not communist anymore so it’s okay, right? 

Patriotism!

The simpler explanation is usually the right one. 

We’re not so much twisting his words as refusing to untwist them on his behalf. 

Liberals punch “up”.

Apparently being awarded a purple heart was the proof that he was weak.

Morgan: “The military pays for Viagra.”

Let’s get this guy a gofundme for a surveillance camera hit man.

Every Korey (with a “K”) I have ever met (three of them) has been absolutely gorgeworthy. It’s a conspiracy, I tell you.

These days I appreciate any color that isn’t grey. Even if I hate it, like your example. 

An old person would have lived through 1977, when this exact color was really popular, as well as many even stranger ones. We old people really miss those colors.

Wasn’t there a group or a website or something called “the Ornch Car Society”? (yes, with an “h”).

This color was also really popular in 1977, so we can narrow down the age of the jerk in question to someone under fifty. 

Does it matter in any practical or historical sense? No. But it does provide (more) evidence of his (lack of) character, which, admittedly, we don’t need.

It’s aluminum, so I doubt rust will be too much of an issue.