I liked the first version better. 

And if it doesn’t baby, does it doggy?

I saw an Eclipse Cross in the wild for the first time two days ago. Coming from behind, at first I thought I was looking at a blinged-out Aztek.

All of Trumps accomplishments were based on inheritances of one kind or another. 

I’d like to hear more about your experiences at the Super Bowl. 

When Trump’s entire administration is under indictment, he’s gonna need a really YUGE bus to throw everyone else under.

#4: “many people are saying...”

I have heard this on frozen lakes in Northern New York, on quiet, still nights. Spoooooky.

How many Michelin stars does it have?

But lynching was never racist. It was “racially charged”.

Heterosexist was in use for a while, but while accurate, it’s hardly emphatic enough.

His dad’s money, probably. 

Storm trooper with a high kill count gets killed about a dozen times. 

...and rust, if the picture is any guide.

I don’t know Engelberg (angel mountain?), but I thought Mitsu already had the rights to Chamonix, which was a special edition of their Delica some years back. Why wouldn’t they re-purpose that? Or are they just going to pick off Alpine towns one by one? Next: the Mitsubishi Garmisch-Partenkirchen! The Mitsubishi…

What I especially don’t like about these “brand image” exercises is that the dealers then need to make us pay for them through increased service costs. I don’t understand why the manufacturers don’t see how short sighted this is.

But they do give a shit about illegal immigration as it pertains to their ability to staff Trump’s properties on the cheap.

Seriously. Early in the campaign, and before the grownups told him why it was a really bad idea, that was what he claimed was going to be his magic solution to the national debt: renegotiate it.

As an old person I regret to inform you that those are not peace signs. They are “V for Victory” signs from an even earlier era. Nixon wasn’t promoting peace. He was promoting himself. 

You’ve pretty much got it.