Well, he wrote a post about Shilling’s efforts and tells readers his location and how to contact him.

Does posting the location of Schilling’s broken down trailer and appealing to Deadspin readers to help count?

Then you have, simply, failed to understand.

Real charity isn’t publicized.

No, his intentions are to make this all about Curt Schilling. And his rank incompetence is basically making this completely worthless no matter what. Any liquids in that shitshow of a packing job are going to be all over everything else in that shitshow of a packing job. If he had quietly (or, fuck it, even loudly)…

Bingo. This is why Schilling is a fucking moron despite trying to do the right thing. At some point, someone, somewhere is going to have to deal with this. And that is going to take time and effort.

Have you actually read the post, you clown?

Of course you are. Read what he needed. He needed someone to guard the trailer to make sure there was no looting. Even when he’s doing a nice thing, he can’t help but be a paranoid racist piece of shit. Fuck him.

Schilling was probably the first person to retweet some conservative meme about Sean Penn struggling to deliver relief supplies by canoe to folks in Haiti.

“ I was bringing you your money, but I’m broke down on 95, in Attleboro “

It won’t do nearly as much good for those who need it as it will do for Curt’s ego and the inane rantings of him and his idiotic listeners and fans, that’s for sure. Has he already posted something along the lines of “what has the Clinton Foundation donated, huh???” Which, I’ll bet they’ve donated many times more than…

The cracked axle is probably just ketchup.

He’s cried “wolf” too many times. This is somehow as fake as every meme he’s shared.

And don’t forget, you can FedEx some cash to him too! Definitely a better idea than organized relief efforts.

How can I help that will also make me the story?

It’s not commendable. It’s incompetent. If I go collect a bunch of popsicles on 7th Avenue and tell people I’m going to drive their contributed popsicles to Houston in a 1996 Camry, that’s not commendable, either. Schilling’s an imbecile. He just wants to be on the radio and tell people he’s in Houston.

I mean, using periscope to show people how you get supplies to victims of a flood seems pretty goddamn funny.

My god he’s going to be so whiny, pissed, and bitter when he’s not given the Hero’s Welcome he is expecting when he shows up.

So, his publicity stunt hit a snag huh? Why is he soliciting donations when he still owes the state of Rhode Island millions of dollars that he stole from them?

I’m sadly unable to help him for two reasons: I’m currently at work, and Schilling has blocked me on Twitter.