If the Jodi Arias trial taught me anything, it’s this.

Is... is anyone on either side claiming that that’s how it works? I don’t understand why he’s arguing that.

It looks more... vaginal... now than it did before, tbh.

Have you ever tried to send or receive something important via the USPS? This should surprise no one.

I have had some truly awesome flight attendants in my time. Glad she was there to help you out!

I've been to a handful of Asian cities, and finding a hotel when it's all a bunch of Americans and Australians bitching about the rooms being "too small" can be taxing! I think that's the most consistent dumb complaint. The other is people who give great ratings to chain restaurants.

I like his show well enough—what happened in the interview?

I use TripAdvisor quite a bit, but I've learned to take a lot of it with a grain of salt. People give bad ratings for some of the stupidest reasons.

I think the Iconic has a far superior brush to the other and is also not nearly as flaky.

I think the Iconic has a far superior brush to the other and is also not nearly as flaky.

I am definitely looking forward to a more real take on travel. I travel as much as I can, and can't stand the pretension in travel mags.

I've never seen mascara in a tube like that!

I've never seen mascara in a tube like that!

I like this one well enough, but if I put a second coat on, it feels like it's ripping out all of my eyelashes!

I like this one well enough, but if I put a second coat on, it feels like it's ripping out all of my eyelashes!

Diorshow Iconic Lash Waterpoof Mascara in Extreme Black for definition and length, and Rimmel ScandalEyes in Extreme Black for volume and cheapness.

Diorshow Iconic Lash Waterpoof Mascara in Extreme Black for definition and length, and Rimmel ScandalEyes in Extreme…

Being thrown up on like this is my fucking nightmare. The person laughed?!

The town that I lived in as a child had this fancy new convention center, all decked out in the finest of mid 80s decor, complete with this gaudy pink and blue carpet with little triangles all over it. I have nightmares about that carpet still.

Only the finest champagne and caviar that EBT can buy!

That's brave of her.

Don’t worry, maybe there’s something dumb on the back of that one that we just can’t see at this angle.

What the internet needs is a video of T-Pain and “Ol’ Patty” hanging out together at a party.

HE DOESN'T EVEN GO HERE!