But how can that be? My city's salted caramel ice cream is the best!

I have every intention of moving to Key West in my retirement years.

Ooh, I've never been. I live somewhere that's a pain in the ass to fly there from but I will make it there someday soon.

Travel is always my dream!

My vacation that is several months away. Also, since you mentioned ice cream, salted caramel ice cream on a hot summer day.

Suuuuuper disappointed that this is the only post tagged Lobster Pussy.

Totally!

I agree with this completely. My husband has a lot of friends who are women, and he really wants me to hang out with and like them too. Because he includes me in the friendship and because these friends (FOR THE MOST PART) are nice to me, I don't feel jealous or like he's trying to pull anything. He's just a social…

I'm not really a jealous person. My husband has a LOT of friends that are women, and over the years, there's only really been one that I haven't been okay with—but that wasn't because I was jealous of her, it was because she was an asshole.

This was my late 90s aesthetic goal. I am, in fact, sporting sparkly blue eye makeup in my senior pic.

THANKS OBAMA

I'm assuming Goopy's tips involve having good genes and lots of money.

She totally learned that, like, nobody can even take a joke YOU GUYS. People are so sensitive about respectful blackface these days!

You must be nicer than I am because that is definitely not the hole I would've suggested!

Did Judge Judy make him give the cat back?! I need to know!!

I hope that awesome gift was returnable!

A great value!

Tell us more details about this $83k wedding!

I won't tell everyone how inexpensive mine was, but I will read the high numbers smugly. Jessica says no judgment, but judging is the best part!

Mine too!