Here was a particularly phony and dishonest line of argument, which went basically unchallenged by The Ringer’s reporter (emphasis mine):

Someone: “You should spend more money so your product is better.”

Young men who are skilled at football tend to be skilled at other athletic pursuits as well. What’ll happen is that you’ll gradually see more and more guys who might’ve gone to college on football scholarships instead going into other sports, sports that generally don’t carry the risk of making you both a cripple and a…

Nope, common misconception. The most common type of hand sanitizer doesn’t contain antimicrobials. It just dries out the germs with alcohol, which is not a thing they can develop resistance to.

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Great. Now I’m crying in a McDonald’s. And it's not for any of the usual reasons.

Good on the 49ers for their response I would have expected them to say, “He’s still on our team? We thought we traded him already.”

excellent! i would have also gladly accepted accurate emission data.

Dear ‘Murricans on Jalopnik - please stop being stupid. Can You? Please?

“Why this place is a damn geographical anomaly! Two weeks from everything!”

The people buying 100 at a time might be. Or at least they should be.

1. He is racist.

Between Trump and Roethlisberger you're going to have to be more specific.

So Ben Roethlisberger didn’t explicitly say no, and Donald Trump took that as a yes? Interesting…

Even a rapist has to draw the line somewhere.

Congratulations, you have earned 100 dillars from Deadspon.

There’s a future for you writing Nationwide commercials for the Super Bowl.

but then he’s actually alive inside the casket, and jumps out and gives them a “Gotcha!” finger-point, right? RIGHT?????

I’ve always had a fantasy where they bring out the family and kids, and when they say turn around or Let’s welcome home Corporal Marine Todd, the family turns around overjoyed and then they wheel out a casket with the flag draped over it.

You seem nice.