Except this was not in Philly...

Near Philly. Not IN Philly (Suburban Gladwynne). Big Difference.

“...feeding..."?

Wait, what?

lol!  I had the exact same thought!  (I went to school in Philly in the ‘80s).

“Bitchin' Camaro"?!?  Is that a Dead Milkmen reference?

“Also Versailles is a palace in France, not Spain.”

How do you know that the cop used pepper spray? How do you know that the cop used pepper spray without cause? Answer? You don’t. That’s just speculation on your part based on the self-serving statements of the driver. The only thing we truly know is that a young tragically girl died after her father fled from the…

It doesn’t look like the resulting accident was trivial at all...

The cop is also to blame.  There's a lot of blame to go around, here.

And the price of seatbelts is even less.  They come with the car.  

Did Dad also blame the cop for his daughter not wearing her seatbelt?  There was not a single time that my kids ever rode in my car without being fully buckled in.  And that was the rule even when we WEREN'T being chased by rogue cops...

I speak for the Porsches.

2 Porsches > 1 Wife + 1 Porsche...

And as long as we're taking things literally, which version of the Satellite drove faster than the speed of light?!?

I was gonna suggest a Plymouth Satellite.  But that would only take you to Planet Claire...

But that's not really the point of this discussion, is it?

I think we’re talking about aesthetics, about visuals. Nobody will deny that today’s vehicles are better engineered, safer, more efficient, and more reliable than cars from any other era.

Yeah, who would ever look twice at a '36 Cord (the one with the pop-up headlights and front wheel drive)?

I think the mid-’70s Monzas and Sunbirds were among the best looking cars to come out of Detroit until the mid-'90s.