Young people discover and love them every day. Just because they’ve been around forever isn’t a negative. They’re simply SO much better than the rock bands of today. (Never mind trash like Outkast.)

You said the Beatles and Stones are “terrible bands”. That is objectively ridiculous. You don’t like them? Fine, everyone has different tastes. But not understanding ho anyone under 60 could listen to them? C’mon, man.

Clearly there are a lot of you celebrating 4/20 early. The Beatles are timeless and immortal. Their songs will be played, sung and remembered centuries hence. You can’t say the same for “Hey Ya” or any of Outkast’s other bullshit.

OK, edgelord.

Calling someone “low IQ and a grifter” in an article about Maxine Waters is fucking hilarious.

This headline sounds a lot like that darn “whataboutism” you Lefties supposedly oppose.

I was gonna try it a few times but it was way too expensive.

Both vegans I know well are flabby doughballs.  Don’t like salad or most vegetables.  

When I was in High School I got mono and was stuck in my room for almost two weeks. I had recently bought the double LP (yes, I’m old) set called “Time of the Zombies” containing almost all their studio work. I had also inherited a nice collection of Silver Age Marvel comics and set about reading them for the first…

Won’t happen to me because I’m not an asshole shooting guns off at people at night.

You’re spouting nonsense. A shithead shooting guns at strangers ran from the cops, and got greased when he turned to them in the dark, where it was reasonably believed he still had his gun. “Executed” my ass.

The pilot... heck, the opening scene of The Shield was pretty epic.

what, exactly, are the Flag-Smashers trying to achieve again?

I would come down with some serious back issues.  Very hard to disprove, and they tend to clear up right after the settlement check is cashed.

Years ago there was a Friday night informal meet at a shopping plaza near my house. Probably 150 or more cars - classics, muscle cars, hot rods. The tuner kids showed up and we all shrugged even though no one gave a shit about their cars. Then the Harley guys showed and while they didn’t bother anyone, they were…

Maybe he should just immolate himself like one of those monks in Vietnam.

I’m Italian-American. When do I get my weepy apology for Fat Tony?

Well, the cheapest houses generally start around $500k here.  I don’t see how this is viable long-term.

I did this too, a long time ago. Pretty sure there’s a pre-payment penalty in the loan agreement nowadays.

The NYC outer borough I live in is dotted with awful “townhouse” developments - rows of cheaply built 14-foot-wide shitholes that lower-middle-class couples rent for $2500/month, and park their Escalade/$50k pickup/entry-level Mercedes in front of. People are imbeciles.