I'm not going to buy one unless it comes with a fire suppression system...and until I can afford it.

No shit

I really don't want to laugh or make light of the trial since it is a domestic violence matter, but this story keeps getting stranger and stranger.

That, good sir, is from the Porsche playbook

I think it looks dope as shit

And a less responsive throttle and less 'Murica sound...

If this isn't faster than a GT-R, they have some serious problems.

That is the point of a racecar.

He'd buy it used, because everyone here is a cheapskate.

Who's in on a group buy?

Yes, we sell a recording of it as a non-medicinal form of Viagra.

Just don't forget about all those selfish college athletes who want to ruin the entire experience by demanding some form of compensation, and were they to be paid, would obviously bring the whole system crashing down. Jimbo's going to have to lay some law down on those kids, teach them that the glory of the game is…

Michigan paid a search firm a quarter million to tell them to unload the armored truck at Jim Harbaugh's house? They could've gotten that same advice for free on Twitter weeks ago.

Real #1: Not finishing dental school...

The first time I zested citrus with a microplane grater was the last time I did it using anything else...

This is one of those things you really don't know you needed until you have one. I use mine at least once a week. It's goddamn indispensable.

22 hours is ridiculous, my tech does it in 8, properly, but he's worked on porsche most his life. Having owned a few of these, one of them being a GT2, the other three being 996 turbos and then later a 997 turbo, the 996 is the best bang for the buck. Sure you get better internals and VTG on the 997, better styling…

You can get C5 Corvettes for under $15,000 easily anymore.

considerably more lateral grip causing a ton of leverage on the out side shock absorbers on big turns