"... you could roll it and be totally alright," Passes the Orlove test

Those are going to be super long pit stops and make for super boring TV, but I am sure if you give it to a bunch of HP junkies they will figure out a faster way of swapping them out at race pace.

Can confirm. Girls' nipples are so hard they can cut diamonds...courtesy of Illinois weather...

I'm in IL. We all think it's cold as boobies.

I feel as if BMW would've won the GTLM category if that Ferrari didn't go wide out of the bus stop and put the BMW into the wall. Joey Hand was coming with a head of steam against the Porsche. How come the Ferrari didn't get a penalty for going wide when he should've stayed inside?!?!

WOO! PORSCHE WINS GTLM! (TAKE THAT CORVETTE.)

Which side would I rather be on?

Chevy. As the poor son of a GM factory worker who built Corvettes, I have that little spot in my heart for them. But after dad left GM, and still speaks myriad stories of the rampant abuse of drugs, alcohol, and overtime by lazy line workers I've never regretted spending my childhood immersed in the 911. I drew it,…

The only question is, which side would you rather be on?

Braking hard enough to make the ABS work during a track day is thrilling. Especially if you are pushing the braking point and hoping you slow down enough to make your turn in point. Don't screw up though.

One point is all you can remember to blurb about? You should've stayed in last night and just had milk and cookies.

The most annoying thing is the people saying F1 is F1 and looks are not important. These people are brainwashed to the point they can't realize the cars that looked good 10 years ago were faster than the slow grids of today.

Honda has its own testing standards

The point is that at some juncture, we're going to have to face up to the fact that we cannot engineer all of the danger out of driving. This is a new test, one for which most cars were not designed. And after this one, they'll just think of another, and another, because there are probably eleventy gajillion ways to…

I am waiting for the next IIHS test to be the "Surviving Small Arms Fire" test and then up to "IED Protection" test because they really are running out of shit to make up for tests.

Christ, what the hell do people expect of cars? Invincibility?

Yeah, sorry - but I want no part of that either. Rallying a Viper?

no, more like this

Probably because NYC has a huge base of blogs/editors/writers stuff like that... and for a while it was interesting reading about even owning A car in NYC, but articles like this just make me say WTF.