Wait did you say parking garage?

K. Gotta say here, Raphael, this is boring. Who cares. Anyone who lives in the midwest does this every few days. I get that it's exciting because you've never owned a car before this year... but basically by writing articles like this, you're coming across as a 16 year old with a cavalier pretending it's the most…

What? Ohhh right, all Republicans hate black people. I forgot.

in an alternate universe Ann Romney currently wonders how she can quietly get all the black people out of her House

laura bush killed a person

I hope this story is true. I'd hate to antitrust Sherman after this act.

Hey Jalopnik,

Point: I sold a brand new Forester to a family who'd just come in from having rolled their current Forester. Totaled the car, they walked away unscathed. Brand loyalty earned.

Because sales. Us 'merikins still prefer a V8 over a TT V6.

Just give it the 460HP LT1, 7-speed manual and 8-speed auto, and boom goes the dynamite.

Show and Tell at the 2014 Detroit Autoshow:

It's just Z07.

Budweiser livery or all is lost.

Nah, he just missed step 3.5. take out massive life insurance policy a upon fiery death.

So...you guys are really bombarded by the VW Group and Audi PR people, huh? Judging by the frequency of VW Group and Audi 'legend' articles, prototype hype, etc. etc. they are pushing as hard now over there as they do in Europe. Makes a 'journalist's' life easy doesn't it?

Nice....thanks!

...but it does appear that the couple have made peace with their dealer and the war is over.

What is the vetting process like for choosing a tire for a monstrosity like the Z06?

I'll stand by it. It looks ridiculously amazing. Bald eagle in car form.

There's a lot of car there to make that claim.