Sorry bleeding-heart crybaby, but if you play stupid games, sometimes you win stupid prizes. I don’t feel bad at all.

Look up Karma in the dictionary. You’ll see that guy’s picture under it.

Yukon be sure there will be injuries if your jack collapses.

But really Top Gear has been in Simpsons for years.

That’s pretty clever! Sometimes the most simple innovations are the most useful.

You misspelled 'Ctrl'

Florida Man Sees Article About How to Make Money Flipping Cars, Fails to Read to the End

“Speeding with kids in the car with a suspended license?”

They are serious. And don’t call them Shirley.

Shirley PD can't be serious. Looks like I picked the wrong week to quit sniffing glue.

Unless it was a dogleg manual.

Case in point.

Nothing to it.

Of course the dog was the smartest person at Walmart.

Maybe this helps:

Driver - “Hey this Buick rental car isn’t bad. I wouldn’t give up my BMW for it, but it’s a good thing I had those Hertz rewards points.”