Fun fact about the Armada’s stupid vents - The driver’s side one is an engine air intake, and its designed so that it can be fitted with a snorkel without drilling.

Is she... flicking her bean?

Now is the time for this, the best image that there is:

For real. If I had a nickel for every time a dingbat who is 200 feet behind the car in front of them, but still hits the breaks when the car in front taps their breaks, I’d have like 20 bucks.

Traffic is caused by the scaredy-cats and pussyfooters who hold everyone else up because they’re being so cautious. If people didn’t drive so slowly then we wouldn’t have jackasses trying to pass everyone. It’s a simple cause and effect scenario.

No, traffic is caused by epic fucksticks who dont know shit about driving or living in a society.

Well us in America dont live in that world...

This should say:

nobody ever told me this and I have driven only manuals my whole life. I feel like such a noob. On the other hand I never had a problem with reverse grinding.

Ford WHY ARE YOU YELLING?!

Finally, a car for all 12 of us who have a soft spot for mid 90s Pontiac styling.

It does have a hatch, it’s just a pointless one.

You hate it. This is no better than a sedan with a trunk. A hatch should have a more vertical rear end so you get some useable space behind the rear seats.

Nope. What this is, is a Civic 5 Door. Maybe a Civic Liftback, but a hatchback this aint.

Things you should never do in a CVT vehicle:
1) Drive a CVT vehicle

All things are relative... Thanks for the read.

Yes, because Texas totally voted for Obama and will totally vote for Hillary.

Clearly ready for anything with that gladiator gear.

Bad grammar, portrait-style filming and a diabetic boy waddling around a gas station in flip-flops. This is Trump’s America.

Made it over the barriers meant to stop cars.