I dunno, this is the same government that spent millions in the 1950's developing a pressurized pen for writing upside down in space. The russians used a pencil.

LOL wat? Russia has never saved any stranded submarine crew despite having had several, and even turned down opportunities to have people help them rescue submariners instead choosing to wait days, even weeks, to let them perish on the sea floor. I would argue that based on the results, no, it can't.

Still needs a recall clearance letter and all that other crap. With such low mileage and no dealer network that's basically impossible. I would surmise this would have to be forged. You also need to verify build date.

Excellent. Two young children with a bug bag of red vines would also do well.

And hope to hell that the US government doesn't track it down and mail it to Canada in a cube.

Máté, don't advocate bringing this to Canada. The title issue is a huge problem at US customs, because in order to export a vehicle they need 3 business days to clear the paperwork, make sure there are no leans and encumbrances and all that. This would be pretty hard to do with an untitled french minivan. But…

It was hilarious a few years ago. Now it's just angering me. "IT'S COMING" - Yeeeeeeeah riiight.

Did you just glaze over the preceding paragraphs? There's been 90 stolen this month up from 20 avg through November. The cars are left abandoned a way away with no damage and so they think the thieves are using a well worn older Subaru key. Where are you getting this 290 'vanished' cars statistic from? So…

Or Vandalised.

Yeah but this guy is a pretty casual thief clearly. He'll see the club, shrug, and just move on.

That's what you took away from this, Hon? DUH!

Your definition of 'C-List celebrity' is pretty broad.

ugh. The guy that almost totalled the car by getting waaaaaay too cozy with the parked cars, then yanked the steering wheel hard the opposite direction and nearly slammed into the car in the lane next to us. The guy that kept 'missing' turns to extend the test drive in my modified car who I finally called the cops…

I told a customer to 'get fucked' in retail at the beginning of my career. Then walked away. The manager wasn't even mad, agreed with my observation but also told me I couldn't say that to a customer. Haha. Still, not my proudest moment and the worst thing I've ever done, easily. It did make me more patient…

Like a six year old would know what to do with 72 virgins.

Pretty sure that's a lambo, dude.

But that seven speed manual is just so positively divine, my friend.

nicely done

This is Logan. Resident Tomcat. Loves everyone in the neighbourhood so much one of the other neighbours put up 'found cat' posters. He became fast friends with a puppy next door and when his original family moved away, Logan just got left behind and adopted by the dog's family. Logan has a home now, but being…

He saw you in the bathroom at applebees and decided you had suffered enough?