Two of everything, except points.

Hot and sour soup is the best soup for sickness, hands down. It beats chicken noodle by a million miles.

The best part of that picture is that its at the premiere of Grown Ups

Con 1: Hey this Hamilton soundtrack is really good.

Durant is probably a better shooter from distance tho.

My brain lit up like “Holy shit, are people this impatient with Kevin Durant” Then I skipped the video because it had an ad.

Atlanta is just absolutely insanely good for a first-season show. It’s firing on all cylinders and feels like a show at a third season peak. It is positively crazy that he can be that good on his first try at running his own show.

I must say I’m starting to have some doubts about this Trump gentleman. I initially quite liked his idea to make America great again; I was lucky enough to visit the country recently and I rated it only “very good” rather than “great” (I knocked a mark off because the hotel kept forgetting to change our towels and…

That isn’t true in the slightest and you’re confusing his portrayal in an HBO movie with actual facts. The real fact is that he volunteered for non profits helping HIV patients before his death and voluntarily flew to Atlanta to give blood samples to the CDC for research.

It’s not about being right, man, it’s about being part of a Moment. It’s, like, so limiting to only see what’s there.

That’s actually what I yell everytime I take a shit in the middle of a Best Buy.

WHERE ARE YOUR GODS NOW TECH-PRIESTS OF SILICON VALLEY?

That makes 3: Tom Hadyn, Pete Burns, and this joker. Interesting combination.

Do you tell them it is happening today?? Police are murdering Black people in the street with no semblance of justice. They are modern day lynchings. It enrages me to no end that people look at this past and think “Wow that is so unbelievable” but then we have crazy, horrible shit happening today that surely (god…

This logic I understand. I often ask myself, if Jeffrey Dahmer hated boys so much, why did he eat them?

I know. I just tried a big spoonful of cake flour. Disgusting! The name is a total lie. It tasted nothing like cake. And don’t get me started about the time my wife served me a bowl of salt (did you know it’s actually mineral and is “harvested” using machines that use diesel engines?)

He’s wrong and so are you.

“You can’t bring Miller in this ear-”

And we’re supposed to just go on your word, I take it?