We need to have a serious conversation about consent in this country, because too many people just don’t get it. And that is completely inexcusable.

I call her Hermione Clinton in my head now, because you just know that even though she could beat Trump without studying a goddamn bit, she still studies because she wants to be the best she can possibly be.

The really fucked up thing here is how, behind closed doors, Hillary Clinton talks exactly like… Hillary Clinton.

Or the Broadway musical:

“What’s your name, man?”

I kept waiting for someone to say his glasses were taped together and he had a slide ruler in his front pocket.

+.199

Guy hitting .205 in High-A ball is worried about the wrong Mendoza.

Never forget.

This left me feeling gross. She’s a kid for fucks sake. She shouldn’t be saving her family from bankruptcy.

Anytime you see a story about me or my campaign saying “sources said,” DO NOT believe it. There are no sources, they are just made up lies!

The difference is that many Brexit voters were apparently unclear that it was a binding vote. A lot of the exit polls found people thought it was merely literally a poll, a suggestion, to be taken or not, and a bunch even thought they could have a do-over or retraction.

Something that I’ve noticed recently that’s common among Trump supporters is a proud lack of patriotism. They don’t try to dismiss the fact that Trump is not good for America, because fuck America. I don’t necessarily think that unquestioned loyalty to your country is a good thing, but they lack a commitment to a…

Gina Rodriguez is that social media friend who won’t stop gushing about her “King”, then 3 months later cross posts a cryptic message from Instagram like

“It’s just like The Breakfast Club, except everyone is 70, evil, and maybe sundowning.”

I have a feeling the first thing Jennifer Aniston thought when she heard the news that Brad and Angelina had split up was “oh for fuck’s sake, now everyone’s going to badger me for a comment”.

If Brad Pitt wants the public to ignore his divorce he should have Terrence Malick direct it.

Sometimes I think it would be nice to go through life like TheDonald, completely unfettered by any sense of personal responsibility or feelings of shame, guilt, remorse or embarrassment. Then I think nah.

so thats what a seventh degree burn looks like...