That blouse counts as visual assault. It looks like a leopard got tangled up in the middle of a Russian rhythmic gymnast’s ribbon routine.

Bread and butter issues. Traffic. Water. Housing. Garbage pickup. Animal control. Snow removal. This is what politics needs to get back to - government, not squabbling at each other.

Oh honey...you may have been younger...

That quote about the little girl.. I’m crying in the waiting room at the DMV now

Danica, Chris Hurst, Lee Carter, all ran some amazing campaigns. I’m so impressed with her, not just the brilliance of her campaign, but her poise and intelligence, and just general kindness. Couldn’t think of a better replacement for Bob the Bigot.

Policy! Who knew?

Oh, fuck this crypt-keeper bitch.

Time to bring on the shallow: not only is that blouse the personification of her hideous, shriveled soul, it fits horribly. YOU CAN AFFORD A TAILOR FOR THAT HORRIBLE BLOUSE.

I’m willing to go pedantic in this instance:

Wooaaah, check out Mister Pennybags here and his money to pay for the laundromat, instead of taking all his clothes down to the local creek for a rinse.

There is nothing worse than a smell that gets inside your mouth. I’m sorry.

McNuggets are delicious, dude.

These look like floor plans that sadistic The Sims players would make just to see how long it took for their sims to die from stress.

That Drake, he’s a little bit of a dorky try hard, but he’s a good boy.

Between this story and the purses, drake is trying to catch himself a wife

I know there are worse people in this administration but GODDAMNIT I HATE BOTH OF THEIR FACES

stealing my friend’s line “He’s not even the Sexiest Divorced Dad at the BBQ”

True story= you can be both ugly and sexy. However, Blake is neither. So.

There is something about Dev Patel with a beard that just takes the handsomeness to the next level.

So flop sweat and alcoholism is sexy now?