The testimony about Nicki Minaj’s brother is brutal. That poor child. No one should ever have to live through that, and no one should be forced to testify in court. I hope he’s locked up and they throw away the key.

You know what time it is?

The orange tumor isn’t even trying to hide anything, so today’s Code 45* is presented without superfluous commentary:

Let’s have an Indictment Advent Calendar. Every few days, we get to open a wonderful treat from Mueller Claus.

“....Also, there is NO COLLUSION”

Donny, bubbie, you’re the fucking President. You’re the one you are yelling at to “DO SOMETHING”. Sooooo, DO SOMETHING, or shut the fuck up.

UK Update:

With every tweet, he digs himself deeper.

It’s reasonable to predict they go down together (which may be the first time Pence goes down; but that’s Mother’s problem).

It’s like bailing a sinking row boat with a bucket. The good news is, his dipshit tweeting is its own smoking gun and he can’t even make strides in his hate legislating. Fucking moron.

I am glad to see the Kevin Spacey follow up. This is a man who used to sue magazines for even suggesting that he was gay. Now he is using it as an excuse for pedophilia. All this “apology” is going to do is give Fox News and the other RWNJ a focal point for gays are bad/ librul Hollyweird/ distract from political…

I didn’t even recognize her face. She’s had so much plastic surgery. :(

I was born and raised in LA and I know quite a few neighborhoods Tomi would definitely be looking for her “safe space”.

And the orange skin and blinding white teeth/veneers. I often wonder if you could induce orgasm in the male sector of the GOP by waving a bag of candy corn in front of them - orange, yellow and white and oh-so-sickeningly saccharine - it is the empty calorie equivalent of a human being!

Oh LA get ready to find your safe spaces! What am I? Well if you’re a conservative, I’m American AF. If you’re a lib, I’m “offensive.” Let’s go.

See when a black man takes a knee as a peaceful protest, it’s baaaaaaad.

Okay, so I’m just going to ask what everyone over the age of 25 is thinking. Who the living fuck are Cardi B and Offset? Christ on a cracker, what kind of names are those!

They are the kind of famous people that make me glad I wasn’t famous in my early/mid 20s. People who manage to be famous without humiliating themselves during the obnoxious “my brain finally finished developing and now I know everything” phase truly are blessed.

That last one is legit the scariest shit I’ve ever read.