Eric Trump could not be reached for comment, as he had forgotten to close his mouth while in the shower, and accidentally drowned.

Here’s Daphne Oram, years before Eno and Tangerine Dream, doing her thing:

And before them came Wendy Carlos, Delia Derbyshire, Cosey Fanni Tutti, Sofia Gubaidulina, and cofounder of the BBC Radiophonic Workshop Daphne Oram, just to name a few off the top of my head.

I would not be the least bit surprised if he was one of those rich fuckers who honestly thinks that, because he’s paid so much in taxes over the years, the government somehow owes him more.

It turns out she wasn’t bragging that they didn’t take a government plane for their honeymoon, but complaining.

The name for that color is staring us right in the face:

They don’t even have a cat or dog one could go like “hey, but at least Max and Mittens are ok!”

Sure, a second or third place trophy.

Holyshit yaaaagh. Because of course he did.

“What you are experiencing is called a teachable moment. It is called a gift. It is called a humbling. It is called Jesus, I come to thee. It is called an awakening. It is called a growth edge. It is called hope.

I have to scroll past the tweets at the bottom of these posts. I can’t handle direct exposure.

She has a YouTube rap video about skiing (let that sink in a bit) where she talks about rampant drug use.

Ok QUACKENBUSH- calm the duck down.

Did you seriously come on this to be like #butactually smh.

“Healthy Request”

This is the most likable thing Ted Cruz has ever done by far.

“...because that is my job as a social media influencer” is hereby the precise utterance that concludes my participation on Earth.

Ugh I don’t like him. The “sisters” really rubs me the wrong way. Like you’re a white guy from the middle of nowhere, not a Black drag queen, calm down.