That’s all it was ever really about — a way to funnel billions of taxpayer dollars into the pockets and coffers a few select businesses and their owners. The wall, its (in)effectiveness, environmental impact, etc all are immaterial. Hell, even the vaunted belief of ‘keeping out the browns’ is entirely ancillary. The…

Due to trump’s proclivity for name calling, I am making up names for his administration. Hopeless Hicks and Sad Sack Sarah, Janky Jared and Idiovanka, Slimy Stephen (Miller). Still working on one for Kelly Anne.

In every story about Hope Hicks, it is important to note that Cory Lewandowski has been (allegedly!) schtupping her on the side, more or less openly, thereby publicly humiliating his wife — a 9/11 widow whom he married and with whom he bought an expensive home with the insurance money, and with whom he has four kids —…

Did you seriously come on this to be like #butactually smh.

I am screaming!! She’s 30 in this picture???!??!?!?!

She also has no previous experience in politics and an English B.A

Evil ages you, but allows you to outlive everyone.

It is really hard for me to believe that this is the face of a 28 year old woman. I’m not saying that in a snarky way either. I don’t know if this is just a bad pic, but... just damn, it isn’t worth it Hope.

I’m getting more...

Nice to see the artist is still getting work.

“Healthy Request”

I mean this with complete sincerity. Burn in hell for this.

Lol, I love this reaction.

Oh, for fuck’s sake. What is this world anymore?

Friends, I would like to take this opportunity to announce that I am now selling tickets for S’morez Fe$t. For the low, low price of $100 you can eat a Lucky Charms marshmallow while listening to Spotify in my backyard. Bug repellant for the mosquitos is just $19.99 extra. My Instagram has a picture of my cat giving…

This is the most likable thing Ted Cruz has ever done by far.

“...because that is my job as a social media influencer” is hereby the precise utterance that concludes my participation on Earth.

Ugh I don’t like him. The “sisters” really rubs me the wrong way. Like you’re a white guy from the middle of nowhere, not a Black drag queen, calm down.