I appreciate your reporting and the information presented here.
However, I fear that writers detract from their message (especially in the view of any who don’t already agree with you) by including safe-but-apparently-exciting phrases such as “what may be the harshest public criticism by any former CIA boss of a…

“Takes” are the same as opinions.

For a couple years now, that’s been my lottery dream.
Step 1: Mega Millions.
Step 2: Drive to Singer with a blank check.
Step 3: There will be no profit associated with this venture.

They also sent it to Le Mans in 1970, where it came in sixth. Only behind Porsche and Ferrari prototypes.

But I still like your joke!

No, no, no. Sixteen VALVE wheels. Really the best for getting the power down.

I’ve had a though for a couple years now (and I’m sure it’s not as original as I hoped). There’s an indoor electric kart track in my city, and they’re plenty fast. Just add an on-board computer with throttle / steering control and some augmented-reality glasses... Bingo! Real MarioKart!

Any of you rich jalops out there…

Go for farmed oysters, triploid if possible, better still from a known farmer. They’re more likely to live in a good habitat, so less chance of subjection to algal blooms and related toxins. Less disease as well.

And “triploid” means three sets of chromosomes, so they don’t reproduce. No redirection of resources during…

Fuck you, New Yoikers, for giving these turds their sense of self-worth.

Another commenter with no idea what a joke is...

My nerdy friends and I did this on facebook last year; you just have to extend September out a bit. My birthday is September 56th!