Achievement Unlocked: Layin’ The Pipe

LeBron is a good sports dad. One of his sons has already won 2 MVPs.

Robinson: This car is kind of a boat.

“I learned a lot about myself as a man. I got to control my emotions. I will always control my emotions now.”

Somewhere, Jordan is drinking a very expensive scotch and just muttering to himself, “you pussy” as he watches news of Curry.