Sound like sexual assault, plain and simple.

Do jokes always cause you to detonate?

Nice to see all you Jalops in here. Why don't you have a seat over there by the 16 cameras and talk to us about what brought you out here all the way from BFE today.

You must be a blast at parties.

Unfortunately I am fairly confident in predicting that Deadspin will have a post later showing a selection of the idiotic racist tweets this will engender.

A Tale of Two Titties

THIS one reaction to being brought to justice makes me hope that they hang them ALL by their nut sacks.

Alternatively

Too bad it's still a Chevy.

Wasn't there studies that show that bikes still pollute more that cars?

So you're saying we should run over more people?

Agree 100%. Just the "I tended to get a lot of messages" is completely uncommon for men. Men are expected to make the first contact and it's completely expected by most women that they have no expectation of responding - or moreso responding quickly. The whole "Later" folder discussion in the article completely…

Precedent. The 911 has a good off road history.

Have you seen the two in person? The F50 actually LOOKS expensive; the F40 looks like a kit car.

Still not my favorite piece of perfect camera work:

There is a reason FOX is the largest news organization, the largest geographic area of the country leans to the right. If the big cities with the huge social welfare programs did not exist, neither would the progressives. Folks get tired of the values of the progressives which is no values (look at all of the…

Yeah, but FUCK democracy - it's for jerks.

"One of our demands is NON-NEGOTIABLE: President Obama must be removed from office for crimes against the United States and all unconstitutional executive orders nullified. How that is accomplished legally is for the legal and constitutional experts to determine."

It's all marketing rubbish. More gears = better fuel economy, so if an 8-speed is fuel efficient, a 9-speed will actually produce fuel on its own, continually refilling your tank.

Just why? Why the fuck are we paying for this? Why do we NEED this? We haven't had a war that would require a level of this taxpayer wasting bullshittery for almost seventy goddamn years. There are no superpowers to fight. No great enemy leading us into wasteful arms races. Our only arms race is within ourselves, and…