tl;dr I can shitpost on Twitter without losing billions if I take this fucker private.

I actually looked at this car and was not willing to pay the $5,000. Here’s why:

Going to Denver for the first time next week. Looking forward to enjoying all of what it has to offer.

this pipe is cracked we have unlocked tyrone biggums

So how many times have y’all watched that clip? I’m on six.

Float like a butterfly, sting like common sense. Run on home to fix your nose and cry to Uncle Pence.

But life is more fun if you anthropomorphize everything.

Who dat?

I agree with this take:

...so that you could resell it and try to make money.

He’s impressed by the fact that it seems profitable and has some neat electronics. He also thinks it has shitty ‘90s Kia build quality. He’s not “eating crow” about the quality, he’s just saying they managed to make it profitable. It’s still poorly made.

Will the tariffs kill Harley? No. But they are another strike at the legs of a wobbly stool and soon it is going to tumble.

I mean, it’s SIEMENS for Chrissake...did their massive army of electrical engineers somehow miss a fucking brakelight?

WHY DID U TURN?!?

Alyssia Milano can chew up my angle gear any time she wants. Please God let the pants be Atacuma!

Current P2 V70 Owner here...

FYI - that report and this article are SELL signals.