Eons ago I worked at an AOL tech support call center right across the street from Monfort in Greeley. Once a month they would boil off all the cow blood from the kill floor. You can’t just dump 500million gallons of cow blood into the ground water. Anyways... the smell of boiling cow blood is about the most heinous…

Goose is the caution tale for craft breweries selling to the big conglomerates. Bourbon County is still great, but man...what the fuck did they do to Green Line?!

I want a statue of Marshawn Lynch in Oakland and Seattle. Tomorrow.

The driver of the Smart car - a 60 year-old man - did not die as a result of this crash. I think that speaks volumes about the relative safety of the Smart car.

I never read The Handmaid’s Tale but I assume it takes place in present-day Edina.

“Good job out there, Chemosabe.”

It’s really sad how many people worship our constitution in this country yet haven’t bothered to read it or understand its writings.

The Globo-Corpo-Homo-Judeo establishment. Honestly that sounds fantastic. I want in. I’m going to start using that for positive things.

i will never understand people that buy cars to not drive them..... theres only so much looking at a car i can do before i get bored.. i’ll never get bored of driving them (well... some cars i might...)

Doug, Roberta... look, I don’t think you’re going to get your asking price, or even close to your asking price. While the Marauder is a cool car, it’s not yet a classic. Maybe in another few decades, but not yet.

I guess he thought he found the next Janikowski. He did not.

Yeah, everyone knows all the really good kickers go in the first round.

Later, at a bar:

I should say I completely understand the impulse, but it feels like it’s in the same vein as instructing bank employees to let robbers take the money and get out without interfering.

I’m assuming they based their lifestyle on this::

John Carney considers a picture of a white female dressed in couture with the Statue of Liberty in the background an attack/disquisition about immigration?

Especially since the tittie kisser is 4/4 with a TD. I just don’t know if I can handle a controversy of this magnitude for a team that will be lucky to go 8-8 no matter who is the QB.

Motherfucking co-signed. I love Blackmon, and always had a soft spot for the Rockies (as a Phillies fan, I’m willing to forget 2007 ever happened...you bastards), and was having a good goddamn time reading this, then that moniker slapped me in the face like hitting a brick wall.

Actual city and transportation planner here! Look, the thing about Atlanta is that downtown really isn’t the center of the region, and never will be - you only need to look at Buckhead to know that. “New Urbanism” isn’t really a city development tool, so to say that it “works in cities” is sort of a falsehood; it’s…

I think the idea is that poor sportsmanship should disqualify them from competing any further. Which, I dunno, I’m probably OK with that. One thing the world could certainly do without is further generations of hyper-competitive jerks.