Can we just play through this Presidency?

Jay Cutler and a number of other starters would like a word with you, but rumor has it their emails have been intercepted.

I think the real question is whether the tanking is intentional or just Jets-y incompetence. It’s often impossible to distinguish the two...

Peter Thiel just added “cyclist poop” to his grocery list right after “teenager blood.”

Sticking it to the Jets is more of a Sharks thing though.

Wow, the guy really will do anything to avoid writing new pages of Game of Thrones.

Disagree. I am going to say there are NO exceptions to this. If it were 92 at least there would be a Viper.

Was only a matter of time.

“I’ll believe it when I see it.”

I don’t know what makes me so irrationally angry about this guy and other ballhawks. I think it has something to do with taking a fun relaxing event, a surprise foul, and the fun of greeting a souvenir to help your kid remember a great summer afternoon, and turning it into a gross competition among grown-ass men who…

Hate to say it but Kershaw was wrong in this case. He should’ve said, “Sure!” and hit Hample in the nuts with a 98-mph fastball. It was Father’s Day, after all.

New ad: “I’m super gorgeous, a 10/10, but I also have herpes. Love, Giulia”

Some say that the highest praise a man can get from his father is to be told that he has got what it takes to be a man.

Maybe stop naming ships Fitzgerald, Americans

This is the best start for anyone with a 944:

I’m in Phoenix for this Dbacks team and it seems like people are starting to say, “ok, wait, they could actually do this.” They continue to win without 2 of their starting OF. This Rox Dbacks series in a few days should be a good barometer of where these teams are at.

whatever. She still won the popular slope.

And he tells Anastasia to wipe that smile off his face.

It really needs a set of longhorns on the hood

I would expect nothing less from a car whose entire development — from the very beginning stages — involved regular beatings with the ugly stick.