Everytime I see Jared’s face I want to punch it. I am 58 years old, 5'3" and 150 lbs, 23% bodyfat. Plus I wear glasses. But I know I could fuck. him. up. I see his wormy lips and that Botoxed forehead and I know it would take one crack of my bony knuckles and he would crumble like the crystal dildo he is.

Old-fashioned quote, since formatting tools (and other features) of the former Kinja sites remain broken. I first reported this fact three months ago, yet they remain broken. Please ask the programmers again to fix this problem.

Focus group testing has shown that most gamers are human.

No game is beyond saving. I still have egg on my face for saying that Final Fantasy XIV was beyond saving after its rocky launch, predicted it would go free-to-play, and then slowly fade into indifference and shame as Square Enix moved on.

They were probably talking in circles, got pissed off, and decided to go a few rounds...only threw left punches.

I’m perplexed at all the “double standard” cries from ostensible feminists on Twitter about how unfair she’s being treated over “consensual” affairs. She had sex with subordinates; feminists have argued for years this creates a power imbalance that calls into question how consensual said relations can truly be. Why…

The book is about NBC killing the story and Farrow trying to get it published.

Somehow I think the biggest thing this might achieve is driving up the price of vintage and fake fur 🙄

Maybe, but many members were bolivian as well, and the game played out the caricature like Mexican cartel takes over Bolivia scenario because it didn’t dare have the actual far left paramilitary groups and narco dependent populist government of the actual Bolivia in a game, something the franchise didn’t shy out in…

He’s a ‘disgraced US senator’? Fuck that shit. What happened to him was the only disgrace.

I think it’s better to compare Monique to Amy Schumer, who got a 7-figure offer at the same time they tried to low ball Monique (who then also heard from other black comediennes with specials on the service how THEY got low-balled). than with the showrunners of “Game of Thrones” whose series threw off hundreds of…

“avoidant-restrictive food intake disorder,” in which sufferers only tolerate certain foods

I’m just getting into this game and really enjoying it. I’m waiting for a bit to buy the expansions. My main job is only level 31, and I haven’t really played with crafting and gathering much yet. Is there any reason to buy them before I hit 50? Id like to wait for a sale or something. 

“You think you want it, but you don’t.”

I don’t believe people want to recapture the fun of playing 1.0 WoW, but rather they’re attempting to recapture that moment in their life where they were playing 1.0 WoW. 15 years ago we were all in very different places in our lives with less cares in the world, less stress in…

This is pretty common in collaborative efforts. Everyone puts in their input but the person to make money on it gets remembered.

Here’s the monopolistic part of it... The DARQ dev was offered an Epic deal, They basically said “Nah, I don’t want to do that after I told my fans that it was coming to Steam. I’d love to also have it on Epic Store however in addition to the others so people can choose where they get it.” What was Epic’s totally not…

1. Cite your sources.

Getting rid of Al Franken was a big get for the GOP, even if he was replaced by Tina Smith. Franken was one of the best candidates at bringing in money to MN candidates at all levels. Hagedorn won Waltz’ former seat by less than a 1000 votes. If we had better funding, that seat might have stayed blue. Franken was also…

Perhaps she should have pushed for an investigation instead of going straight for a resignation which played right into the GOP’s favour. He was good at his job and was drummed out without due process. This is a great example of why the left is scrambling, while the right marches on. 

Imagine the reaction from these dimwitted wokies if an actor like Anthony Quinn was still around. According to them, he should have never played Italians, Greeks, Jews or Arabs because he was Mexican. Or that Omar Sharif, who was Egyptian, should have never played Italians, Greeks, Mexicans or a Russian like in Doctor…