The umbrella is missing? Why even bother with it, then? Maybe you can do something silly like put a bong or a dildo in the umbrella holder to get this project back on track.

Uh oh, the blind person who screwed up the wheel wells on the RAV-4 is still on the loose. Someone stop this person before they make all Toyota trucks and SUV’s look stupid!

lincoln dealers: “non alright, not alright, not alright”

Wow A LOT left off:

Perhaps the executive interior designer has a lot of stock in Fiji Water.

Ok, so the Mini was a terrible suggestion, let’s be honest. While they can be fun (not much more than the GTI), they are definitely not ‘reliable.’ $30K is good money for either a decently MK7 / 7/5 GTI or Golf R, which are both fun to drive and excellent daily drivers, not to mention their tuning potential. And the…

IS-350 is the correct answer. I had one for 70k miles and literally no service visits other than maintenance (and tires). The car felt brand new at 70k and they’re quite peppy as well.

Hot. Garbage.

Stellantis Hornet. It was DOA.

The Dodge Ram, uh, Ram 1500 Classic:

Yeah, Scotty Kilmer must take the cake for this one.

It has to be SavageGeese. Only because his stuff is pure perfection, and he gives it to you straight, which a lot of folks can’t handle and call being a “douche.”

Bradley, not sure where you are in NE Ohio but there are plenty of touchless carwashes that have unlimited washes for $24 a month. I try and go every couple days in the winter, on the way home, before it goes in an above 32 degree garage for the night. The car is ceramic coated and the front end has PPF applied but it…

How on earth do you spray your car down for $2.00? It takes a minimum of $8 - $9 to spray the Crosstrek down (including the undercarriage) to a point where I’m satisfied that there’s no de-icing grime. That’s without using the soap-sprayer. If I rinse=>soap=>high-pressure spray, it’s going to be $15(ish). 

Some wildly varied definitions of “great” in this list... Even you admit in your writing that some of these are awful, so why even bother putting “great” in the title?

I’m slightly surprised how many entries get 15 mpg. The laws of physics are clearly in play as everything is some combination of big, heavy, powerful, and unaerodynamic, except for the X6 which is ugly as sin and deserves to be launched into the sun

Oh I was pretending to be insane.

Honestly pretty popular as a taxi so you’re probably not wrong.  Anything that can take that kind of beating every day will probably last 300k or more.

It’s encouraging to see Lexus slowly beginning to minimize that godawful open-mouthed grill design they’ve been sticking to for 10+ years. They’ve still got a ways to go, but when they do, good riddance.

ngl i’d prefer this over the corolla, sadly can afford neither lolol