Watching for this to show up in Jimmys World..the Hoovie of the Skies!

Not a state, but here’s your winner:

+1 on the Audi.

This is the correct choice. VW autoboxes are perfectly fun to drive.

New GTI has a 6 year 72k full warranty.  Hard to argue with that. 

Obviously 

You’re tall. You need heated seats. You loathe SUVs but have a clear fondness for wagons. You’d like to at least have a shot at a manual transmission. You go for stuff that’s a bit off-center but not outrageous. All noble and good.

Do you really have to ask?

I think we are done here.

The P.T cruiser. That thing needs to be banned from the road

‎✔ Fast ✔ Reliable ✔ Unicorn ✔ Within budget ✔ Wagon

No black belt-lines and straight edges; the transformation is incomplete.

I had an allroad - I feel your pain.

Unless you’ve worked an active flight deck, you’ve never felt anything like it.

I’m 100% with you about the Buick.

a convertible SUV is an automotive abomination. It’s stupid, pointless and done only because sadly there are enough fools in the world that will be lining up at the dealerships to part with their money to have this turd to drive to the mall/starbucks/country club

It’s nice to see you Flex your muscles, being the Explorer of humor, but the lack of Focus is that it Escapes me what kind of Fiesta you’re trying for here. This really Taurus apart.

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