I don’t. I get freaked out when it’s that big. It’s terrifying. I would rather have it stink, if I’m at home. But if I’m in public, no way. Too embarrassing. Better to have a large one in public. The force of public toilets makes it easier to flush. Less chance of clogging it. At home, it can overflow and you have a…

Is it bad that I didn’t get the 80s movie reference but did get the “Cool Hand Luke” reference?*

Spaceballs!

Also, Roger Goodell. ‘Nuff said.

It’s been declining over the past few years (for me, anyway) and the anthem protests kind of pushed me over the edge. But the main reason is that defenses can no longer play defense without getting flagged or fined. And the concussion issue; now I feel guilty when I see a player sustain a head injury. One game per…

No Abilify? Invega? Latuda? You’ve got to brush up on your antipsychotics, man!

Or Ben Roethlisberger.

I can’t imagine a fate worse than having to grow up in Buffalo. I hope the parents have Medicaid so it can pay for the kid’s future therapy sessions.

Somebody please call Child Protective Services!

And how do you explain to your kid what it is?

Thanks a lot, NFL. Now I’m forced to give my kids the “sex talk” early. What a bunch of pricks.

Your name alone deserves a +1. But with this comment, +2.

First fans sucking booze out of each other’s assholes, and now this? What the hell is going on in Buffalo? Is there Viagra in the tap water???

I hope they had it go through the concussion protocol after they removed it from the field.

I’d like to know what Marshawn and Gronk are on but they didn’t say, haha.

Maybe this is just what the NFL needs in order to get their ratings back up???

It’s amazing how a fan drinking beer out of another fan’s butthole can launch a Bills game into the “Must-See TV” stratosphere.

I think there were always a lot of ads but now since we’ve all gotten so used to DVR and streaming services, everyone suddenly has ADHD and it just SEEMS like there are more ads. I don’t recall people complaining about the amount of ads last season or the season before that. It goes to show you how we have all lost…

Beer before liquor, never sicker. Liquor before beer, never fear!

Dammit, you guys are making me want to start drinking again!