I would like to see a game where all of the players on both teams (and the coaches) take horse tranquilizers about 20 minutes before the game starts. It’d be interesting to see how it affects the way they play. Plus, it would be funny.

Does anyone else think he might be addicted to benzos? They’re as addictive as opiates but much more difficult to quit. Whenever I hear “NFL player violated drug policy” that is always the first thing that pops into my head. I don’t know why but it is.

I miss the sportscasters drawing on the screen; I hardly ever see it anymore. It reminds me of an old Saturday Night Live sketch that had Tim Meadows playing O.J. Simpson and he drew up a play on the screen. It spelled out the words “I did it.” Hilarious.

I wonder how many (if there are any) NFL players who were just so damn talented that they were drafted straight out of high school? I would imagine there’s been a few in its history but I don’t know. Especially in its early days. Anybody know?

NFL game or Bloomberg Television? You make the call.

Haha! +1

Supplements are regulated through the USP (United States Pharmacopeia), an organization developed specifically for natural supplements.

Amen to that! The people in this state make me want to move back to Misery, oops I mean Missouri.

Yes I totally get it. I get seasonally depressed even in Florida. The summers are hell. Hot and humid to the point where you don’t want to go anywhere. And they last FOREVER! From March through October: miserable. You only get about a 4 month respite. The funny thing is, most of my suicide attempts have been in the…

I’m glad you’re still here, and I hope you’re better now. That’s the crazy thing about depression; it can take over your mind and body so fast. It starts out as a feeling of emptiness and before you know it all you can think about is how much better things would be if you were dead. It’s terrifying to get to that…

I forgot to mention I’m bipolar and the meds people take for bipolar aren’t the same for people with depression. So I might have had a different reaction than someone who is taking an antidepressant alone. But I still recommend laying off the sauce.;)

I cannot agree with this more. I can’t drink anymore. I shouldn’t drink anymore. I won’t drink anymore. With all of the meds I’m on, even just one beer can fuck me up for days. One drink will make my heart start racing. Alcohol is a depressant and therefore supposed to make you relax but it can interfere with your…

The mental health experts say the combination of medication and therapy is the best way to deal with depression/bipolar. I think they’re both equally important. I didn’t have health insurance for two years and had to pay for my doctor (psychiatrist) visits out of pocket ($100 per session). I could have in no way…

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I have mental issues and the only thing I’m a hypochondriac about is other, more severe mental illnesses. When it comes to physical illnesses I don’t really worry about that. Panic attacks, on the other hand, suck donkey balls. But I’ve had so many that by now I know what they are when I have them and can just ride…

I wish drugstores would sell NyQuil in 6-packs. That’s all you need, guys! NyQuil fixes everything. It might not actually make you feel better but it will make you comatose so you forget how shitty and freaked-out you feel.

The mood stabilizers, anti-psychotics, and anti-anxiety drugs cause decreased sex drive too. The anti-depressants are the worst though. I guess that’s why Viagra and Cialis exist, so the lovely folks at Big Pharma can shove more drugs down our throats. You know things have gotten out of control when you have to take 6…

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Also, Carlton overdosed on speed on a very special episode of “The Fresh Prince of Bel-Air.”

Does anyone remember an 80's sitcom “Too Close for Comfort?” You know, the one with Ted Knight as the dad and the two hot daughters that lived in the apartment downstairs. Well, there was another character Monroe (played by Jim J. Bullock) who was the daughters’ friend. The coked-out writers thought it would be a good…