OMG, the old “Very Special Episode”! They had at least one for every freakin’ sitcom back in the 80's and 90's! And they were wicked awesome! Scary and traumatizing to watch when you’re a kid but so fucking cheesy when you see them as an adult.

Let me sleep on it and I’ll give you an answer in the morning.

‘I am going to frisk her without a condom and cha-ching! in her cash register.’

Nah, I thought James Spader was the best 80's movie bully. At least he was hot. Richie Incognito? Not hot.

Haldol and Risperdal are horrible. But Seroquel is awesome. Abilify ain’t too shabby either. Never taken Thorazine.

I want to be an NFL player. I wonder if people decide to become one solely because they get free opiates? At least, that would be my reason for it. A lifetime supply of Percocet? Where do I sign up???

These pretzels are making me thirsty!

I don’t know the extent to how much Jonathan Martin is a victim of bullying, but I can say with 100% certainty that he is the victim of overly liberal parenting. He is a Millennial, and was raised in the “participation trophy” era. This is what helicopter parenting is doing to children. The kids grow up and are…

Amen!

He’s right, though. Women are horrible to each other. Trust me, I am one. And they don’t grow out of it, either. I’m 38 and I still have to deal with that kind of shit at work. Cliques, back-stabbing, etc. I ignore it as much as I can. Just do my job and go home.

I would kill to be a fly on the wall during an NFL player therapy session.

I just spit my afternoon tea all over the doggie sweater I was knitting. +1

I think mental illness among NFL players is much more common than we outsiders may ever know. I mean, think of how rampant it is in the general population; the NFL is just a smaller sample of the general population. I think the statistic is 1 in every 4 people who seek treatment for mental illness in their lives. And…

Good on you! +1

Same here!

Confidence does not necessarily make someone an asshole. It is perfectly possible to be quietly confident without being an arrogant twat. And it is true that people prone to bullying have low self-esteem and use their physical strength on weaker people to feel better about themselves. The same thing goes for celebrity…

I wonder if Marshawn Lynch has one of those?

Not to mention their kids grow up to be spoiled assholes.

This! Take Lucky Charms, for example. I was never allowed to have it and my parents refused to buy it for me. The only time I was allowed to eat Lucky Charms was when I slept over at a friend’s house and they had it, or when I visited my grandparents (once a year because of distance). When I was allowed to eat them…

Dammit, why can’t all parents be like you? So many parents nowadays just don’t give a shit what their kids do as long as the kids stay out of their hair. These kids are choosing to look up to pro athletes as role models because of the negligence of their self-absorbed parents. Guess what, parents? YOU need to be your…