I have a feeling that while he’s in this treatment facility he’ll receive a diagnosis of bipolar disorder and be put on anti-psychotic meds. Then, as soon as he is released, he will “apologize” for his behavior. Finally, he will blame all of his past disgusting behavior on his illness. Hey, it’s the celebrity way!  

Is it normal for coaches to do “bed checks” during training camp? I’ve never heard of that and it seems pretty extreme to me. The only places I’ve heard of that do bed checks are mental hospitals (every 15 minutes) and possibly jail and drug rehab centers.

Richie Incognito looks like someone straight out of “Deliverance.” Maybe he has latent homosexual tendencies and he’s secretely attracted to Jonathan Martin.

Good! Let this asshole see what it feels like to be an outcast for once. Maybe he’ll think twice before doing it again to someone else. That is, assuming he ever sets foot in any NFL locker room again.

Q: Mr. Incognito, you’ve just driven your teammate to the brink of suicide. What do you plan to do next?

x1,000,000

Anyone of you guys ever butt-dial 911 then freak out and hang up right away because you’re afraid you’ll get arrested? Talk about a weird feeling!

Cocaine is a hell of a drug.

Christian Bale 2.0?

You magnificent bastard! +1

Being a suicide hotline worker would have to be the hardest job I can possibly think of. Let’s say you get a call from a man who was just fired from his job that he’s had for 20 years. What do you say to him? You can’t just tell him to get a different job. He’s completely lost all hope and just the idea of trying to…

+1 for the Kids in the Hall reference!

+1

I hope Mr. Harrison gets a fat contract and plays for 4 more years. He’ll need all that money to cover his kids’ therapy bills.

Or his dogs.

The Steelers should draft his sons and put them in the secondary, it would be an improvement. Get the old man a third ring. Or would he make them throw their Super Bowl rings away too?

Well done! You win the Internet today. Now go get your participation trophy, you’ve earned it!;)

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Nightmare fuel alert!

That’s funny because I’ve seen pictures of his sons on Instagram and they’re fucking ripped for 8 and 10 years old, so it wouldn’t surprise me in the least if it was found out that they were on PEDs.