OK, I just asked my psychiatrist what the difference is. I’m a psychopath. James Harison is a sociopath. You’re welcome!

I’d say he’s probably closer to a sociopath than a psychopath. But wait...does anyone really know the difference between the two? Any psychiatrists on here that can clarify? 

That whole “kids graduating from kindergarten and elementary school” thing drives me crazy too. I can’t believe the amount of 5-year-old kids in caps and gowns that I see running around at the end of the school year. I only had 2 ceremonies in my life: high school and college. This and the participation trophies I…

Jeez, I thought Super Wal-Mart was bad!

Don’t forget duct tape! Duct tape fixes everything.

“Seems” being the key word...

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Twitter and Facebook are the scourge of society. I wish people would stop posting every little fucking detail of their lives. In the words of Jay Cutler, “IIII DOOOON’T CAAAAAARE!!”

Haha! I could totally imagine TO or Ochocinco doing something like that. “I’m going to need a lovely assistant from the audience to give me a simulated BJ.”

I don’t think so, that’s how I read it the first time.

NBCseeIt!

“Gladys from Accounting?” Yikes! I would much rather gyrate on Brittany from Accounting, or Stacey from Human Resources, or Marissa  from Upper Management. Hell, I’d rather gyrate on Linda the Office Whore than Gladys from Accounting. Gladys is a grandma name.

Wow, an NFL player likening sex to a symphony performance? I didn’t know NFL players had culture! Mind=blown.

Nice article! The best thing about it is that you stood up for what you believed in, but you managed to stay objective throughout (which is really hard to do when you feel like you’ve been wronged) and you didn’t come of as bitter or angry.

This needs so many more stars and +1's!

+1 tiny-handed high five for you!

X>LAX? Now that is brilliant! +1

This is the stuff nightmares are made of.

Please help me understand. Instead of switching NFL positions (tight end, halfback, hell, he’s big and strong enough to be a linebacker), he decides to switch sports entirely? I like Tebow (I don’t LOVE him but I LIKE him), but he could have had a decent NFL career if he had just agreed to switch positions. Why is…