Ah, back when Charlie Sheen was still hot! Don’t you wish you could go back to the 80's and freeze him in time? You know, before his hookers, blow, and “bi-winning” period?

Or the Steelers.

He could go to NFL Europe (if it exists).

Minus the rape accucsations.

Jacksonville is definitely a nightmare. It’s living in that Groundhog Day movie. For 14 years in a row.

That’s what I was thinking. Or maybe he overdosed and had to have his stomach pumped, or alcohol poisoning.

Maybe he was Baker Acted? But they don’t usually let you out after 2 days; it’s a minimum of 3 days (96 hours). If he’s an NFL player he could have appealed to the courts and been let out early.

Did they smoke a cigarette and drink a glass of red wine after it was over? Because it’s not really sex if you don’t. Everybody knows that. That’s the FIRST thing Bing should have told him.

I mistakenly read this as, Golden Tate “showered” him what to do when he left Seattle. CTE and sleep deprivation FTW!

Well played! +1

I know, right? The players get fed a steady diet of Toradol, Percocet, OxyContin, Vicodin, Xanax, morphine and God only knows whatever the fuck else, throughout the entirety of their careers. Then, the second they retire, BOOM!!! Cut off. The whole thing is seriously fucked up. Every single one of those drugs is a…

???????

This just made water come out of my nose. +1

Was that Jack Black?

I’ll take The Rapist for $200, Alex.

The Robert Evans MVP Pick?

That seriously is an awesome story. +1

What? They didn’t boo the Steelers? Now THAT surprises me.

This may take a long time, does anyone know where I can score some uppers?

I wonder what kind of skeletons Tim Tebow has in his closet? Oh wow I’m about ready to go do some serious fucking Googling!