Called the city to complain about an abandoned jet in front of my house. City said call the county. County said call MCAS Cherry Point. After 45 minutes on hold the Marine Corps said they were unable to confirm or deny if it was theirs. I am SOOOOO TIRED OF THIS! I miss how peaceful and quiet this city was before the…

No Dice.  Those seats have seen some shit.

Still, the Joint Base put out the call on X (formerly known as Twitter) to see if anyone had spotted the jet:

My ‘85 900 Turbo went over 300K miles before the odometer gave out. Drove it a few more years after that (daily driver 100-mile rt to work). Then my FIL had it a few years. I’d say 600K miles before it gave up the ghost.

Chrysler has always made great concept cars. Was gonna say thee ME 12 but I’m going retro and say the 1952 D’Elegance. 5.8-liter HEMI V8 that was good for 280 hp mated to a PowerFlite automatic transmission. Interior was like sitting in a lady’s fine leather handbag.

LOL! I’m still in contact with my kindergarten crush and her family. She will love this!

In kindergarten I laid eyes on Axxxxx Gxxxxx and just told everyone she was my girlfriend. Didn’t even bother to tell her. That went on till 3rd grade.

Because of the crash late in the race, they were supposed to finish the race under yellow flag, Lewis 1st and Max 2nd PER THE RULES. They chose to release half the lapped cars and create a one lap drag race between Lewis and Max at the end to satisfy Netflix.

I feel the same way about Star Wars.

“Simply put, Mr. Massa Hamilton is the rightful 2008 2021 Driver’s Champion...” 

When old, rich white men say who they are we should believe them.

It’s gonna be Trump/Trump2024.

Evangelicals are concerned he’s part of the SCDL Caucus (South Carolina Down Low).

Trump has been married 3 times. Evangelicals are concerned Scott hasn’t been married enough?

129mph in a 914?

You can’t even play that off. Him and Feinstein need to go someplace and sit down.

The 33 Stradale will come in two trim levels: Tributo and Alfa Corse. The Tributo gets powered by a twin-turbo V6 with 620 horsepower paired with an eight-speed DCT routing power to the rear wheels. There’s also a limited slip diff to aid with putting all that power down. Optional is a plug-in hybrid variant that…

Volvo 850R. I came sooo close to buying one. MSRP was $38K and my FIL got them all the way down to $29,911. Wife put the kabosh on it because it was to be her DD. I mean, look at this.

Judge: “You are charged with murdering your parents. How do you plead?