Trump was able to self declare his height/weight. If he was not so well known, bounty hunters would be looking for this guy:

All his brand does is motivate me to turn the channel every time I see him in a commercial or quickly scroll past every time I see a STeeth Harvey post.

1985 Saab 900 Turbo purchase. (Similar vehicle)

He just walked up and dove right into the words written for him without the least bit of empathy. He couldn’t wait to get out of the black part of Jacksonville and into a Clay County Golden Corral to shovel gruel into his gullet with those sausage fingers.

He is everything bad in America wrapped up in a pudgy little, sausage-fingered package.

Before defendant Rudy Giuliani’s mugshot dropped, he appeared on Newsmax’s Eric Bolling the Balance to call Willis “a pretty incompetent, sloppy prosecutor.” 

Nissan Versa.

McLaren has an amazing color wheel but their MSO colors, especially the Volcano color offerings are next level in person.

Good luck Florida kids trying to get into top colleges.

Latonya Eason stopped by an attorney’s office in Senatobia, MS for some legal advice.

They are already making excuses for her saying she’s an alcoholic and has been incarcerated several times and needs help.

I don’t think he’s as rich as he says he is.

There’s one in Orlando running around rebadged as a Holden. That’s what I’d do.

So TRump picks the cloven-hoofed second horse of the Apocalypse as a running mate, he wins, chokes on a chunk of well-done steak and this is the new leader of the free world:

Reminds me of stories from my granny.

A beater car. Or truck.

FIFY

Sedans.

Why don’t we pull a Scarlet Pimpernel and replace Thomas with Tracy Morgan?

450 mile range?