“...the plane will hopefully fly into low Earth orbit...”

I wish Uber would take its Randian crap and fuck off somewhere else, they are just getting tedious now.

You’re right, nobody flew on airlines before the TSA existed.

Believe it or not, there used to be airline security before there was a TSA. And it was exactly as effective as the TSA is.

Simple solution: abolish the TSA. It’s ineffective security theater that just wastes time and money for absolutely no improvement in passenger safety.

Not tourism. Terrorism. We’re fighting a war on terrorism. They seemed confused.

The linguist had to throw his name into each sentence to keep him engaged.

Boy, I just can’t imagine why she’s your ex.

Boy, I just can’t imagine why she’s your ex.

This cannot possibly be the dumbest thing of 2017. After all, 2017 gave us, “I, Donald J. Trump, do solemnly swear that I will faithfully execute the office of President of the United States, and will to the best of my ability, preserve, protect and defend the Constitution of the United States.”

I’m less bothered by the turnover in people, even the abruptness of most of these firings/resignations, than I am the fact Trump keeps picking unqualified people as the replacements.

The lesson is: much less liability in juicing...

Who the fuck ARE these people?!

Thanks. As for your comment, this is a fucked up, racist (I know it is not YOU who believes this) thing to think, but I fear you are correct.

If you own one of these machines, or invested money in it, your right to vote should be taken away because you are fucking idiot.

Below, Pictured: A man who filmed a sextape with Scott Stapp, a man who routinely sang about raping teenage girls, and Sarah Palin - who is by far the least objectionable person in this picture.

Douchebags unite!!!

Meanwhile back in Washington...

But do you get ALL of the juice out with just your hands? You can probably only get 90% of the juice without the 2 tons of pressure. Once you’re on your 800th glass of $5 juice, you’re going to be cursing yourself because you could have gotten the machine for free by now!

So, to be clear, you just really, really hate Office? I mean, its cool that there are (more) free options to use instead of Word et. all, but even after receiving overwhelming and unanimous response to your previous flamebait article, you decide to double down in a tangentially related article. You can’t let it be…

“HA!” - Alf