In fact, forget the blackjack!

She jumped in to support the Obama birther myth with both of her naked feet. She can be shamed as much as humanly possible.

Who said anything about M being a slut? There’s evidence she was a closeted sex worker, I think it’s fair to riff on that.

Kim Jong Un could die of heart disease and Trump would take credit for it. What a chode.

“...I was disappointed to see Theresa May, our unelected Prime Minister refuse to condemn this policy...”

It wouldn’t be so scary if the rider rode like a regular human being. Not lane splitting next to a bus, cutting in and out of traffic, passing on the left when the van had it’s left signal on.

There’s just a stream of puns flowing from this situation.

No need for him to get pissy over this

Im not going to get into a pissing contest of who has the best headline.

Trump’s pissing away what little goodwill he ever had.

alternate headline:

You kidding? The Model S looks freaking amazing, IMO. Admittedly, the Model X and 3 are a bit more polarizing.

I look forward to the heartwarming story of someone trying to get this prototype titled after buying it at the impending bankruptcy sale.

It’s no worse than a schoolbus

The DNC torpedoed Sanders. There were a couple emails and news stories floating around about it a few months ago.

Clinton 65,844,954

Who else is disappointed he didn’t do it in his SHO?

Am I the only one that can’t stand Conan? Both his voice and his face make me want to punch him.

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