Sounds like you’ve inverted your fahrfignator. It happens a lot. Did you buy the unit new, or did you get it refurbished? 

This is wrong.  No matter how much you handle them they will always freak out when you trim their ears and teeth.

They’re not a nuisance, they’re a challenge. I’ll have to circle back to you.

This  is a youtube video that we all want to watch.

No texts for nearly a week now on my old LG V30. When I called T-Mo, they told me about the issue but offered no fix and suggested I “sit tight” as they were working with LG. This article provided the correct solution.

Peelunker?

Says the man who owns a milk frother....

I’m hardly a coffee snob

I had plenty of speeding tickets back in the day that say you were wrong. And in any vaguely urban area speeds were MUCH higher due to less congestion. My first car was an ‘82 Subaru with a mighty 78hp or so, and it was perfectly happy to zip down the Maine Turnpike at 80mph. Just took a bit longer to get there than…

How do you fit 4 elephants in a VW? 2 in the front and 2 in the back.

Basically, it’s when sun and moon are aligned in the sky at night

Are the writers here just bored anymore? Doctor of opinions over here trying to fluff that paycheck. Imagine thinking using periods right now in the world is an issue that warrants this type of write up...

Mushrooms and other fungi are packed with bug life!

Pole vault.

And according to homeopathic medicine, that makes the water more effective.

Nonsense! Cream cheese frosting or GTFO.

Taint that the truth.

Yeah, that’s definitely a picture of a sunbathing asshole.

Yeah I think I’m gonna get a flu shot still. Been getting them since I was 11 and have been fine.

Wait...Where’s the step where you just let the dog lick your hands? Have I been doing it wrong all this time?