With the footage darting frantically back and forth while the breathing gets heavier and more distressed....

The Ford accusation is worth looking into.

The Kavanaugh allegations are pure cynical politics deserving of zero attention. The Democrats pulled this out of their butts as a last ditch smear against a thoroughly boring nominee.

This is so incredibly stupid.

Take a sharp knife and from the top quickly slice through the lobster’s head. It will die instantly and plop it in the pot.

Done.

That’s because the work they do is not worth that much.  That’s why its a complement to regular jobs.  Got free time?  Got a spare car?  Heres is a bit of cash on the side.  People make it seem like everyone has to get paid $20 for any old job.  Soon we will say selling lemonade on the sidewalk should come with…

“If that thing had 9 lives, she just spent em all”

If Mission Control don’t find you handsome, they should at least find you handy.

“This story is stranger, and sadder, than it initially appears.”

(Homer Drool)

So you hate truck owners simply because of the space they take in parking lots? I’ve seen tons of people who take up way more space than a truck by parking at an angle in a straight parking space but I just find a different spot.

If you buy M. Night Shyamalan brand noodles, they already have the twist built in. Definitely not gluten-free, as they need plenty to hold together before the twist is applied.  

Tired of sticking your keys in the fridge? Constantly starting fires after forgetting to take them out of the microwave? Who isn’t!

Duh, they’ll go at night.

Data is like a goldfish: It will grow to fill its container.

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Make a new kid, this one’s done. 

Ban Harleys. We’d be halfway to bliss with that one simple step.

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“Exsssscusssssse me, might I borrow sssssssome sssssssugar?”

Could be worse.....