It looks a lot like the horse-drawn omnibus that came before it. Pretty cheerful to me, actually.

Waiter, there is a hair in my chicken.......

Those just broke off the underside of this one

ethology Ph.D student Mathilde Stomp, DVM Judith ClipClop, Dr. Tom Sugarcube, and intern Kevin Saddle all chipped in on this report.

by the end of the month, elon will be delivering 5,000 submarines a week to the cave.

Raise the temp on the thermostat a couple of degrees and use a fan to help circulate the cool air. They are much more energy efficient.

When suction-cupped to the roof of your car

Either that, or you’ll come outside to find a dozen homeless people slouched against your car to get out of the sun every time you leave.

Funny, I’d have said “I coming back to these sites to sit constantly amazed at the stupid shit people can get worked up over.”

Because camera technology got way better and more accessible, which makes it harder for people to lie, or miss identify unknown objects in the sky.

Related question: what’s wrong with shorts that are so tight and short you’re basically wearing underwear?

No matter which way you lean, politically, it should really scare you to see this trend slowly taking place where businesses kick you out / refuse to serve / ask you to leave because of which party or candidate you support.

I’m looking for a job, I swear!  Now move, you’re blocking the TV.  And you’re out of dead mice.

Million dollar questions.
1. How much will it cost?
2. Will the abandon it after a few years like they did with PS Touch?

At least they’ll play a mean pinball..?

“Sounds pretty ‘armless to me, guvnah!”

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I seem to recall London bridges are always falling down.

The whole thing is ridiculous. How can anyone say what God looks like? The participants are all dummys, and no, not because they believe in God in the first place.

Each participant was shown 300 face pairs